There once was a great writer named Moo,
who would present birthday fics on cue.
Whether funny or dark,
her fics hit the mark,
though light on slash or bodily goo.
We celebrate Moo's birthday today,
with mountie filled cake, topped with a Ray.
These words can't compare,
to all that you share.
Best wishes for you, hip hip hooray!
have a good day Moo
Marian (mostly lurking-spice)