Moo, dear, you deserve to be punished for daring to try and let your birthday slip by unnoticed. Ben and both the Rays are coming over now with various accouterments*. They are under strict orders to see to it you don't forget again!
*accoutrements - whip (cream), handcuffs (fur lined), chocolate syrup, cherry brandy, ice cream, various juicy and sticky fruits...
Hmmm... I better send Turnbull over too to help clean up the mess. Besides,I'm sure the boys will appreciate the use of his feather duster. ;-)
Happy belated Birthday, Moo! Janice